By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
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Jacobt24 19

at least OP isn't like some people and tuck their rolls into their pants with a huge bulge in the crotch area

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Snowble11 13

Were you hiding something under that roll?

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playboyintown 4

yeah! lots of curry to have on the long flight.

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Foxy_On_Fire 21

yeah it's hard to work out when you're so tired from work and taking care of your family.

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Dead_Master 0

Damm that suck someone needs to go to the gym lol sorry :/

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luis72091 0

I'm never going to be that fat...but ydi.

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onecutechick101 0

loose some weight then!! no one likes sitting next to a fat person on a plane anyway!!

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fairymacabre 7

fat people are ******* disgusting :I

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NecroParade 3

And they automatically invade personal space. Mean or not, it's still true.

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swasticop 0

YDI for not immediately showing him your "travel pouch".

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