By erockinthesuburb - 11/04/2012 16:25 - United States - Algonquin

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Shouldn't of had it in the first place... You got lucky kid.

DocBastard 38

blazeheartsmythe - If you truly believe that marijuana is harmless, all that tells me is that the pot has already rotted your brain. Instead of blindly railing at people who DARE to insult your precious weed, try doing some ACTUAL ******* MEDICAL RESEARCH. Oh wait, I have to assume that you're too brain dead to do that yourself. Well fortunately I've done it for you. Marijuana has been shown to cause chronic bronchitis, increases the risk of anxiety and depression, and it suppresses the immune system, making you more prone to infections. It also is linked to membranous glomerulonephritis, coronary vasospasm, emphysema, and spontaneous pneumothorax. This is not anectodal evidence, idiot. These are respected medical journals which I read and you DON'T. I promise you, don't **** with me when it comes to actual medical information, because I guarantee you WILL LOSE.

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kirbeaar 19

You're complaining when you didn't get in any trouble whatsoever, that's just silly. Just go buy some more.

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Angelrose2004 17

Come on now.. I had 2 officers looking to take me to jail and pull my license for what they thought was marijuana shakes. It turned out to be crumbs from some spice cake I had in my car. You got extremely lucky, OP. I'm not effin your life.

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immaMonsta 8

YDI for smoking weed. Or, if you don't smoke it at all and just so happened to have it on you, then YDI for possessing it.

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Unlucky_Gun 0

OP might even sell it. So there's another reason to vote YDI

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cc_the_beast 6

Until you change your profile pic you have zero credibility on the 'weed is bad' team

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NiceOldMan 11

This obviously isn't meant to be a complaint, guys. Of course, the OP would feel happy he didn't get legal consequences. It's just meant to be a funny situation where the writer got ****** (even though it is clearly miniscule compared to what could have happened). And I think it's a little immature to condemn someone for smoking weed. It's not harmless, but people make it seem so much worse than it is.

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cc_the_beast 6

What a nice old man!

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alexicanaaa 7

Or he took it like he should've and let you go as a warning. Weed is stupid.

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lea3829 7

why didnt u do a citizens arrest?the cop would be in more trouble than you

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Angelrose2004 17

Please tell me you were joking... How would OP have any grounds to arrest a cop???

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izackthegreat 1

And the cop could still get OP for possession...

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Ins0mau 20

That's how you'd thank a cop for doing you a favour?

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Llama_Face89 33

Dude why the hell are you complaining? Would you rather have been arrested?

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BobbieH 19

You did get legally mugged! FYL! I have several friends that are cops; they always have the best stash, always confiscated goods.

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JimmyDevotion 4

I'm not voting on this one. I don't think YDI, but its certainly not FML because it could have been a lot worse. You just lost a bag of weed. Come back if the cop stalks you and takes your weed repeatedly.

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