Animals: Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching,...

By beatricesank - 23/05/2009 14:03 - Canada

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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By Cookie_monster - 08/03/2017 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, getting ready to go out, I turned on my straightener. After 5 minutes, I start straightening one big strand when I realize I'm smelting plastic into my hair. Turns out I'd left it on a plastic box. Of course, plastic never comes out, so I had to cut it out. FML

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By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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By anonymous - 07/08/2012 03:08 - Australia

Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 13:50 - United States

Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML

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By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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Casualt1234 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:06

Arachnid girl. Just tell people its an exotic hair clip :)

leia07 6

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:04

Aww, its just giving your hair some protein. Ick though...that sucks

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AmeliaTigerCheer 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 18:11

yuck... i hate spiders...and all bug/insects/"creepy-crawlies"... if that had happened to me, I'd probably cry.

moi101 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 0:06

ewwww

lanababee 0

Monday 9 August 2010 8:30

Whoaaa. You took lice to a whole nother level. Ahaa. That is really sick, though. Fyl.

cupsie89 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 17:50

Oh. Well that sounds pleasant.

dallasbracken 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:03

omfg.. poor spider.

tttiffany 0

Monday 25 October 2010 9:50

EW. my bunny peed on my straigtener. I didn't realize until after i was done with my hair and something REEKED of dehydrated piss. my hair smelled like that for a week. I WASH MY HAIR DAILY!

KaylieBieber13 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:17

EWWW!!!......

haileebug7 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 16:52

groooooss

expellerumious 3

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:12

That's so gross!!! Ugh spiders are the worst!

SirWTF 10

Monday 3 October 2011 3:24

My heart and thoughts go out to the poor spider. It had probably slipped off its cobweb and fallen into the OP's hair. As it was struggling to get out, it looked up and saw two massive, boiling hot slabs of iron clamp down on it - sealing its fate. I wonder if it was a mommy spider. How will its babies survive ? Hehehe .. >.>