Miscellaneous: Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school...

By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

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You deserved it 3 478

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Hypocrite much?

By hip hip hypocrisy - 14/10/2023 02:30

Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 649

You deserved it 99

By jaym42013 - 22/07/2016 19:29 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML

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You deserved it 1 117

Not fair!

By lorena_v - 10/11/2017 01:30

Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 490

You deserved it 459

By bhnja_ - 18/04/2013 20:34 - Philippines - Mandaue

Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML

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You deserved it 3 862

No warning

By lol - 19/09/2021 11:00

Today, despite leaving early to go to work, I still ended up late because some dude decided to have an argument with the bus driver, delaying us by 20 minutes. As a result, I was fired without a write-up. This was my first ever time being late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 250

You deserved it 71

By thesixth - 01/03/2016 19:07 - Kenya

Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 411

You deserved it 1 864

By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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You deserved it 39 668

By hatemyjob - 27/10/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 344

You deserved it 2 074

By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 20:28 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML

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You deserved it 8 005

By patate - 02/05/2017 20:00

Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML

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You deserved it 332

armybarbie 1

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:03

report him? idk sucks to be you.

juliaaalove 8

Sunday 2 January 2011 10:43

#49 I don't appreciate that comment. I play girls high school basketball and it's the same game the guys play you jackass. it's ignorant dicks like you who make this a bad world so why don't you get off your fat ass and try to beat women in WNBA and see how that works out for you!

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JuuuusssstFML 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:14

shove the basketball down his mouth! MUAHAHAHA

zanguard 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:17

YDI for letting the coach manipulate you.

ilaveyou 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:26

duude. report him.

lukethe 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:27

Quit making excuses.

sweet_candy_ 17

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:32

you should talk to him about it.

bishhitsandii 3

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:32

You wouldn't be disappointed if you'd have just stayed in the kitchen where you belong. But really, that's pretty straight. :/ "Accidentally" hit him in the face with a basketball next time you're on the court. [:

iSnowboard 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 11:41

a kitchen is where women belong not men get it right

lolaisagirl 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:34

sue him! haha idk why or anything i just haven't seen any good suing comments followed by the "must be American" comments lately :P

unidentified_sta 5

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:53

Because it gets quite lame after a while y'know with the mass generalizations, I suppose you just didn't get the memo.

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:35

OP, spit in the coffee next time, then piss in it, then $&@ in it.....until he gets the point!

Alexxx125 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:36

**** it happens to everyone

bandgeek0934 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 10:14

Not everyone.... I know some people (mainly *****) who get basically everything in life.

ICaughtFire 4

Sunday 2 January 2011 11:36

65 I like your hair. Hopefully Im saying this to the right person. Sometimes the app I'm on will show the wrong picture, like one person' s picture on another person's profile.