Miscellaneous: Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school...

By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

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You deserved it 3 478

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Hypocrite much?

By hip hip hypocrisy - 14/10/2023 02:30

Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 649

You deserved it 99

By jaym42013 - 22/07/2016 19:29 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 886

You deserved it 1 117

Not fair!

By lorena_v - 10/11/2017 01:30

Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 490

You deserved it 459

By bhnja_ - 18/04/2013 20:34 - Philippines - Mandaue

Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML

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You deserved it 3 862

No warning

By lol - 19/09/2021 11:00

Today, despite leaving early to go to work, I still ended up late because some dude decided to have an argument with the bus driver, delaying us by 20 minutes. As a result, I was fired without a write-up. This was my first ever time being late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 250

You deserved it 71

By thesixth - 01/03/2016 19:07 - Kenya

Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 411

You deserved it 1 864

By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 863

You deserved it 39 668

By hatemyjob - 27/10/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 344

You deserved it 2 074

By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 20:28 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 887

You deserved it 8 005

By patate - 02/05/2017 20:00

Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 810

You deserved it 332

armybarbie 1

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:03

report him? idk sucks to be you.

juliaaalove 8

Sunday 2 January 2011 10:43

#49 I don't appreciate that comment. I play girls high school basketball and it's the same game the guys play you jackass. it's ignorant dicks like you who make this a bad world so why don't you get off your fat ass and try to beat women in WNBA and see how that works out for you!

Comments

Brittneyyyy 7

Sunday 2 January 2011 10:39

I'd throw the coffee in his face but that's just me.

offroadin210 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 10:50

Talk to your athletics director, or principal.

bigwill07 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 10:58

sounds like your the coaches bitch...grow sum balls. the only reason i didnt start in 6 years of football was because i had a dislocated vertebrae. and i still got a sack and interception

bigwill07 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 10:59

at d-end haha

jkwanx88x 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 11:21

throw poop at him.. nah just kidding just slap him really really hard

jonan1212 5

Sunday 2 January 2011 11:21

lol

jumanji17 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 11:55

Dang, that sucks.

derek208 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 12:44

i wouldve punched that ****** in the face

dealerdon 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 13:20

sounds like u pissed off the couch I say ydi

perdix 29

Sunday 2 January 2011 15:00

The good news is that you weren't benched for being three minutes late. The bad news is you were benched for becoming fat and slow by stuffing yourself over the holidays. The coach decided that he might as well use you as his errand girl, and had the taste and decency to not subject your team's fans the spectacle of your ginormous ass and pasty thighs jigging on court.