Today, I was stuck in traffic. I had no idea what the fuck was... - FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 23:22

Today, I was stuck in traffic. I had no idea what the fuck was going on, but there were cars all around me. I had to U-turn but got yelled at. It’s fucking crazy. Just FML.

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