Kids: Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who...

By BadDad - 30/04/2017 15:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2018 15:00

Today, my toddler is starting to realize when she has a dirty diaper. How do I know? She walked up to me with a shit covered hand, saying "Poop Mommy! Poop!!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2017 12:00

Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By AdoKitty - 11/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Redlands

Today, the 4-year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl". Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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jessicasoho 13

Monday 1 May 2017 0:44

My nephew pooped on the floor, didn't have to buy a new house. Wash it? Or do you brush your teeth with your trash bin?

ImminentDisaster 12

Saturday 29 April 2017 18:05

You don't have a bin liner in your bathroom bin?

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ImminentDisaster 12

Saturday 29 April 2017 18:05

You don't have a bin liner in your bathroom bin?

ImminentDisaster 12

Saturday 29 April 2017 18:08

Plus, aren't parents used to poop? How hard would that be to clean.

Talented73 54

Monday 1 May 2017 1:15

As long as they don't have a bin Laden in there....

pelletman67 16

Monday 1 May 2017 4:53

There is also Lysol

jessicasoho 13

Monday 1 May 2017 0:44

My nephew pooped on the floor, didn't have to buy a new house. Wash it? Or do you brush your teeth with your trash bin?

HalfLit 17

Monday 1 May 2017 0:58

What kind of crazy materialistic view on the world do you have that you're going to purchase a new bin rather than just cleaning it? It's just poop.

Kenny Douglas 7

Monday 1 May 2017 1:02

Kids will be kids.

KrDizzy 16

Monday 1 May 2017 1:06

You can't just clean it out? Why waste money on a new one?

JBChristian 47

Monday 1 May 2017 1:08

Probably wanted a new one and needed something to excuse the excessive spending when her hubby asks.

core01 30

Monday 1 May 2017 4:16

User name is badDAD.

1ronlady 24

Monday 1 May 2017 8:10

From the username - BadDad, I believe this is the hubby who posted this not the wife. Could also explain why first instinct is to buy another instead of to wash the bin?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 1 May 2017 1:10

That's uncanny!

pelletman67 16

Monday 1 May 2017 4:53

Have u heard of Lysol?

Sammeydw 22

Monday 1 May 2017 12:36

And if you don't think Lysol is enough. There is always Clorox to 'bleach it away'.

Druu 53

Monday 1 May 2017 6:22

"Mommy, mommy, look! I took a Trump!"

wickedgetz 30

Monday 1 May 2017 8:01

be happy for the kid. He did this without any help. boost his self confidence and the next 1 will be in the toilet. as for the bin why dnt you just change the bin liner or just wash the bin?

ChaoticClusterfuck 3

Monday 1 May 2017 8:57

At least he made a good effort, it sucks a bit because it's wasted money, but I guess one should always count with money going out of the window when you're getting kids. Anyway, I wish you and your kiddo the best of luck!

Bearsmomma 30

Tuesday 2 May 2017 1:50

I agree except for the money part. Mom is the wasteful one here. There really is no reason the throw things out when they an be cleaned up and reused.