Love: Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like....

By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

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By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 12:00

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2016 05:35

Today, I got stood up by all five of my friends. I had to spend two hours getting hit on by a guy because I didn't feel safe to drive home. Their excuse? They didn't think I was serious when I said I was already at the bar. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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Saturday 6 March 2010 12:30

In case you don't know it, they are not your friends. And you are not too bright.

DynamicDave 11

Saturday 6 March 2010 12:34

Some friends. You realize you just did to him what you didn't want done to you?

Comments

DGross 8

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:11

Exactly... now who looks like the asshole... YDI OP

UrLiFsuX 4

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:13

"Cut yourself" if your gullable enough to listen to dumb advice like that maybe you will listen to mine.it will make things better don't worry, but remember down the road not accross the street! lol

Stiffilz 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:14

you're a total gullible b*tch OP and YDI! Karma will get u 4 being so horrible to this guy. prob did him a favour anyway now he can go out with a real WOMAN instead of a stupid little girl like you!

jaleete123 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:18

what the crap ! you are not gulible thars just them being mea n and maybe they told you that cuz they like him and dont want you to go out with him if i were i would stop talking to them

yottskry 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:27

Whether they're being mean or not, believing everything you're told IS gullible. Perhaps you should look it up.

stormette_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:25

dude your friends are bitches!! tj hats not cool at all!!

Badass94 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:51

i would just cut my friends out of my life and tell the dude what happend ..Or ....Beat the living CRAP out of ur friends say bitch u laughing at me are u laughing at me and then punch her

skater4life5253 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:39

Your bougous>:0

n8equalsd 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 17:07

wow. you're very stupid.

benen 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 17:08

wow so u skipped a date with a guy u have a crush on? your dumb

letmeinplease 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:27

Today, I put a guy I really liked through the trauma of being stood up, just because I wasn't willing to possibly go through it myself. FML. YDI, you can't treat someone like that, for any reason. Getting stood up and being a loser > being a gullible bitch any day.