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By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 00:31

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML

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By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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By Benjamin - 28/10/2011 01:22 - Canada

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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Ohthatsnasty 17

Wednesday 1 January 2014 23:38

FYL OP. You were just using your natural parental instincts, although it sounds like your wife has none.

emilyyy_maryyy 14

Wednesday 1 January 2014 23:38

Gee OP. That's gotta be rough. I just hope for the sake of your family that everyone is ok and not hurt. Hopefully your wife will get over it.

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meepmerp 20

Thursday 2 January 2014 8:40

Punch you wife in the face!!!

notapotato 12

Thursday 2 January 2014 8:41

That must really suck OP,but still you didn't know who was in that car and you should of told your wife if she was at least ok but still i mean it wasn't your fault and it was a good idea to check on the other person because they could've gotten a concussion.I hope you and your family members who wee with you we're ok rather than in the hospital OP.

Shade1982 20

Thursday 2 January 2014 11:03

How can you not know who was in the other car? I can tell you you get pretty close to each other in an accident and you can very easily see the other driver...

jamaicanme 3

Thursday 2 January 2014 10:38

So let her be mad. Tell her she's on probation from the D!!! That'll teach her lol

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Thursday 2 January 2014 11:17

Fine. She's a ****. If I ever see her I'll say to her, "C U Next Tuesday"!

brandoneyez1 25

Thursday 2 January 2014 11:21

What are the odds.. Sorry op

bfombl 0

Thursday 2 January 2014 16:18

Dump your selfish bitch of a wife.

lb_79 4

Thursday 2 January 2014 17:35

It says "my" daughter so it probably isn't the wife's daughter! Maybe she doesn't have kids so doesn't have a maternal instinct, maybe she doesn't like his daughter or maybe she would actually just like to be put first and asked if she was ok? Surely that's not too much to ask from a husband.......??

ninety 25

Thursday 2 January 2014 18:30

I can see where both OP and his wife are coming from. And for those calling the wife a bitch, how would you like to be left forgotten in a car wreck, especially if it may have been your side of the car that was hit?

gigabyte898 7

Thursday 2 January 2014 19:29

If you check on the wife first, she'll yell at out for not checking on your daughter first. If you check on your daughter first, your wife will yell at you for not checking on her first. I'm sorry OP, but you just can't win