By A. Person - 07/04/2010 05:36 - Mexico

Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
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nadsm 0

yeah i sneezed three times in a row (eyes closed), and rear ended the prius in front of me. 4,000 dollars. well i guess that's just part of my anti-prius campaign, yes?

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oh_0_0 0

Aw man, sucks to be you, hope you didn't get hurt! Though, the other person had a FML day as well. You can't really control sneezing and hitting you plus 5 parked cars because of sneezing must suck as well. Just like smoking, sneezing harms yourself and those around you, it should be banned!

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alltimelowislove 0

did you get them a tissue ?(:

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BMP 0

sneezing is a legitimate explenation. when you sneeze human nature causes you to close your eyes and tense your muscles. in a car this can have an unfortunate ending

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Person1233 12

I'm always afraid this is going to happen to me, considering I usually sneeze between 6 to 12 times at a time -.-

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Cazzybum 11

Yeah look on the bright side, at least A: he admitted it and B: he helped you out and you didn't die! FY cars L!

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Bizzatch 0

lol driving in Mexico is a death wish. oh and succubusprime = teh cute

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sabatical 0

that's what happens when the incredible hulk drives

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Peacemaker9 7

and thats when u get out of ur car, walk over to thier said eof their car and hit them in the face saying" oh srry i coughed"..........

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okieraider71 4

.....and then he said Sorry, I Sneezed and then blew snot all over my face..... (It can always be worse. Thus might be a fake, but it is the kind of stuff I like to see on this site. Moderator--I did not call anyone a Dyke, so don't cut me off. Again. )

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