By pissed off - 17/05/2014 00:33 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML
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False_Stupidity 41

All you had to do was tell it to piss off! But no, you had to do it the hard way. You cocked up and now urine trouble.

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maryiah 21

Hopefully this happened at home, not in a public restroom.. Sorry op

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goudou_fml 19

Better covered in pee than bitten by a mosquito, OP

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ThomasBombadil 31

Got a skeeter on my peter and I can't get it off!

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vikky538 28

that mosquito have been pissed you off real bad...

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Tayleena97 11

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.... Oh, wait,

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lizard365 12

damn that just sucks at least you were not but that would be very uncomfortable

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beanthemouse 13

Hey, at least some girl was intrested in sucking your dick! ;)

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TvSmith 8

Well you have to admit it's pretty funny

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thrlyrist 6

So you have to choose between pissing yourself all over and having a itching dick? Tough choice! Either way, You just cockblocked a mosquito!

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EpicGuy70 13

Nothing with a needle for a mouth should be ever sucking your dick. I would stomp that little bastard into the ground!

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buckdharma 37

There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off. There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off. There's a dozen on my cousin can't you hear those bastards buzzing? There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off.

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