Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking...

By fuckingdieyouoldhag - 20/05/2014 20:08 - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

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You deserved it 9 629

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 887

You deserved it 5 819

By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 123

You deserved it 2 829

By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 485

You deserved it 3 144

Freak out

By purplefuzz - 19/02/2016 23:34 - United States - Savannah

Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 433

You deserved it 2 594

Mind your own business

By Crazy Mom - 10/06/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 247

You deserved it 4 636

By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 042

You deserved it 82 009

By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 103

You deserved it 75 830

TMI

By Anonymous - 21/05/2020 05:00

Today, I was trying to teach my Aunt and Gran to use Google drive to share and upload pictures, when I scrolled past an image of my… yep. I didn't have a mirror when the pic was taken and I was concerned about a sore. Now they just think I'm a whore. FML

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You deserved it 565

Cropped

By Photoshopped - 18/07/2016 04:34 - United States - Athens

Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 406

You deserved it 950

That one weird kid

By shellski - 21/01/2012 01:21 - United States

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

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You deserved it 2 348

flashback.miss 28

Wednesday 21 May 2014 1:35

your username, wtf? that aside, try returning the favour and frame her for something?

ZorroRooster 19

Wednesday 21 May 2014 1:36

OP believes her grandma is an old hag, and wishes death upon her. Pretty straightforward, really.

Comments

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Wednesday 21 May 2014 2:08

Memaw sucks what a bitter old woman whose husband has died because men are usually the 1st to go.

fk18 27

Wednesday 21 May 2014 2:18

So you wish your grandma would "******* die" because she got in your way of taking selfies? Seems reasonable... Not. YDI

lndala 15

Wednesday 21 May 2014 6:48

I'm pretty sure that's not why she wants her granny to die. She's probably upset that her parents didn't believe her and with a username like that, I think there are deeper problems between gran and child than interrupted selfies

khaled_almu 13

Wednesday 21 May 2014 2:23

Your grandma so funny

mikbrooke 25

Wednesday 21 May 2014 2:24

or she could be so upset over the fact that her parents dont believe her even after showing them the proof, & blames grandmother, hence the username.

TheLadyOpal 30

Wednesday 21 May 2014 2:31

Very nearly clicked FYL until I saw your charming username. Grow up a little, eh?

BvbArmy_0 18

Wednesday 21 May 2014 2:30

Bad news: your grandmother's a bitch Good News: not as bad as my grandma

iamthunder 4

Wednesday 21 May 2014 2:47

Hide a camera in the bathroom get a picture of her naked then send it to everyone on the internet then pretend you found it online by accident and show your parents.

Not_Impressed13 9

Wednesday 21 May 2014 3:11

Ew. Just ew.

domolovesyoshi 33

Wednesday 21 May 2014 3:05

aside from the really horrible username, we're forgetting something the parents are really ******* dense if, even after they saw how innocent the pics and texts were they still grounded her for sexting when she wasn't.

touch_phobia 13

Wednesday 21 May 2014 19:51

They probably thought "she must have deleted it, after all, I was told by an adult that she did it so she must have". Some parents will go to any lengths to make their children seem guilty. My parents constantly say that I'm hiding things with my advanced knowledge of technology. I am a very honest person but they are convinced that because I am young, I must be dishonest.

touch_phobia 13

Wednesday 21 May 2014 19:53

it doesn't help that my siblings both got into a lot of trouble and found ways to deceive their parents. At this point they think anything ant youth says is a lie