you do know farts are intangible, and therefore it is impossible for him to throw it in your face, right? at best he can fan it towards you. either way, he'll appreciate you more if you don't take stuff like that so seriously. not YDI, but not FML either. just BFD.

I've used these lyrics once, and they work here again "...When you see a deer you see Bambi and I see antlers up on the wall. When you see a lake you think picnics and I see a large mouth up under that log. You're probably thinkin' that you're gonna change me. In some ways well maybe you might. Scrub me down, dress me up, oh but no matter what remember I'm still a guy. When you see a priceless French painting and I see a drunk naked girl. You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy and I'd like to give it a whirl. Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of and in weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall but remember I'm still a guy. I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car, write a love song that makes you cry. Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground 'cause he copped feel as you walk by. I can hear you now talkin' to your friends sayin', "Yeah girls he's come a long way from draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club and buildin' a fire in a cave." But when you say a back rub means only a back rub then you swat my hand when I try. Well now what can I say at the end of the day,"Honey, I'm still a guy..." Because no matter how hard you try to change him or any other guy, he will always be crude :)

It's things like this that make me ashamed to be a guy. Why must my gender consist of imbeciles?

If you fart on your hand, the stench stays for a while so maybe he did that and then pressed it up against her face. I've had it done to me by many a friend.

hahahhahaaha a millions...thanks that just made my day!

Om nom nom

That's nasty. To any guys reading this: it's not funny, it's ******* disgusting.

that is vile, men can be so disgusting sometimes

LOL!!

Wow that's sick