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By Ryan - 18/12/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML

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By seizuregirl17 - 19/11/2013 15:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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By EllieS9311 - 16/02/2016 13:16 - United States - Montevallo

Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By failfailfail - 30/09/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

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By rune breaker - 23/08/2018 22:05

Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML

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By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By siddance - 04/09/2015 18:08 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

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By Vomitoid - 07/02/2018 01:30

Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML

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Friday 18 December 2009 13:42

I hope that kid learned his lesson, having a seizure right behind you is just so rude. I hope more people yelled at him for being such a rude jerk for having a seizure in public.

Ducati45 0

Friday 18 December 2009 13:36

It's hardly FYL... it's not like he would've noticed you were yelling, he was having a seizure. More like FHL for the embarrassment of having a seizure in public, not getting to just do a test and the insane after seizure headaches. What, were you embarrassed you weren't compassionate enough, and your life is ******? lame.

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cartering 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 7:14

You've never had a seizure had you. Its not uncommon for them to wipe your memory of recent events clean. more severe ones can eliminate your memory of the past few months or years, and it can take 6 months for lost academic ability to return.

grrrarrrg2 2

Saturday 19 December 2009 7:38

how the hell is this and FML? He was the one having a seizure. **** his life you inconsiderate prick. I hope he knocks your ******* teeth down your throat.

isantorin 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 11:28

LOL, sense, you make it.

DulcetDiscord 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 8:11

It could have been worse: once when I was taking a math test (Algebra 2, I think) my ear LITERALLY started to bleed. I don't know why it did then and it's never happened again.

null_fml 11

Saturday 19 December 2009 11:16

That's easy, your brain was trying too hard and nearly killed itself. You're lucky to still be here today.

isantorin 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 11:31

Why's everyone pissed at OP? Can you all honestly say, that if this happened to you, you wouldn't have a moment of, "...SHIT! DX" reaction? I'm sure you would. Nowhere does it say OP didn't help. FMLs are short, OP obviously couldn't have told the entire story.

conclusivelead 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:14

I would just like to say - I'm epileptic, and even I'm not offended by the fact that this guy was obviously embarassed that he was about to yell at someone having a seizure. Ya'll need to chill. Just sayin'.

GlambertGirl93 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 13:58

Almost impossible to choke while having a seizure. Unless somebody puts something in their mouth to "stop them from choking on their tongue". Yeah, not smart.

justintodd95 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 0:10

Tell me that if someone started randomly kicking your chair you wouldn't turn around and be a bit annoyed. How was the OP meant to know he was having a seizure? Plus, I'm sure the OP would have helped the second he/she found out.