Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like....

By Ben - 25/01/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

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By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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By Atheist - 22/03/2012 04:56 - United States - Portland

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By beekie9 - 14/01/2009 14:26 - United States

Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML

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Pleased to meet y'all

By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

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By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

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By Not Jewish - 02/03/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML

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Strange flex, but OK

By Jpah - 24/06/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was talking to this girl who I thought was really nice. We were having an amazing conversation, and as we stared deeply in one another's eyes, she asked me, "Has anyone ever seen you take a shit?" She then began telling me the story of when someone watched her. FML

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By blueglover - 27/03/2012 07:40 - United States - Perris

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 07:52 - United States

Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML

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HeroOfWar 0

Monday 25 January 2010 9:27

For the win!

spitfire35 3

Monday 25 January 2010 14:17

@31 Trying to prove the existence of Jesus with the Bible is the same as trying to prove the existence of orcs using the Lord of the Rings books.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Monday 25 January 2010 10:20

He didn't even get the handshake

wazdog 4

Monday 25 January 2010 10:24

OP is stupid. Few people doubt Jesus existed. It's the matter of deity that is contested.

stormin972 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:32

Jesus was real. You're just an idiot.

AxCxDxDx 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:34

She pretty and religious, or pretty religous?

AxCxDxDx 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:35

was* haha im tired...

purple91 8

Monday 25 January 2010 10:39

She deserves it for being a ignorant bible preacher.

enlitenbank 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:42

Jesus as an actuall person probably did exist accord to a majority of historians. Some hippie philosoph. Im not religious, because I hold facts high. So get yours right :)

ScaryGirl 4

Monday 25 January 2010 10:50

YDI for liking someone that religious. Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against religious people, but if they try to preach their religion on me, we have a problem. She seems like the type who would do that.. And to all religious people who read this, you think denying scientifically proven facts makes you smart?

enlitenbank 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:56

The scientifical fact is that Jesus as a prophet/crazy person did exist.

stormin972 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:58

So it's a scientifically proven fact that Jesus DOES NOT exist??? Wow that's news to me. I guess Columbus and Julius Ceasar were just made up as well. That's a scientifically proven fact, right?

settledownbeavis 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:04

LOL at you comparing "jesus" to columbus and julius caesar. congratulations for being an idiot.

ElMundio87 0

Monday 25 January 2010 13:22

they are all significant historical figures, what's your problem?

enlitenbank 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:59

Atheists using faith and hope pretending Jesus didn't exist are as stupid as christians using faith and hope pretendng he was a god and did magic. You're all morons deaf to facts.