Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like....

By Ben - 25/01/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 287

You deserved it 47 720

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

No joke

By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 672

You deserved it 3 488

By Atheist - 22/03/2012 04:56 - United States - Portland

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 604

You deserved it 5 627

By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 200

You deserved it 17 872

By beekie9 - 14/01/2009 14:26 - United States

Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 267

You deserved it 2 244

Pleased to meet y'all

By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 329

You deserved it 5 165

By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 769

You deserved it 3 667

By Not Jewish - 02/03/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 077

You deserved it 4 994

Strange flex, but OK

By Jpah - 24/06/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was talking to this girl who I thought was really nice. We were having an amazing conversation, and as we stared deeply in one another's eyes, she asked me, "Has anyone ever seen you take a shit?" She then began telling me the story of when someone watched her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 906

You deserved it 3 912

By blueglover - 27/03/2012 07:40 - United States - Perris

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 957

You deserved it 3 705

By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 07:52 - United States

Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 058

You deserved it 9 239

HeroOfWar 0

Monday 25 January 2010 9:27

For the win!

spitfire35 3

Monday 25 January 2010 14:17

@31 Trying to prove the existence of Jesus with the Bible is the same as trying to prove the existence of orcs using the Lord of the Rings books.

Comments

KarelPhoenix 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:03

I would've done the same thing.. Except I would've did it on purpose..

WorkThatButt 2

Monday 25 January 2010 11:05

Jesus is fake.

enlitenbank 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:06

And the pope is made of plastic, and churches are holograms. No, just because he didnt do the miracles, doesnt mean he didnt exist. What kind of logic is that.

WorkThatButt 2

Monday 25 January 2010 11:55

Jesus is fake.

nadsm 0

Monday 25 January 2010 12:38

Wow! What a wonderful point! So great, that it's your only argument! Congrats.

IMB916 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:05

That. Is an epic win.

Acuvue 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:07

You're an absolute idiot, OP. Religious or not, there are very few who deny that Jesus existed. Yes, people disagree on whether or not he was the son of God or just a crazy person, but SECULAR documents confirm that the Jesus we talk about did exist. I have no problem with people believing what they feel is right, but at least try to know what you're talking about.

enlitenbank 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:10

Im glad there are a few intelligent people here at least. Congratulations, people eagerly trying to deny that Jesus existed. You are just as retarded as the Christians. Both ramble on about personal opinion rather than facts.

waterynuggets 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:11

"but SECULAR documents confirm that the Jesus we talk about did exist. " O RLY.

capricaz 0

Monday 25 January 2010 12:25

Yes he did exist but obviously the girl meant she wanted to meet god and obviously he said he isn't real. Why else would she want to meet some dude who she did not worship?

nadsm 0

Monday 25 January 2010 12:33

waterynuggets, YES even secular documents confirm that Jesus was real. no, these documents don't say He is the Son of God, but these secular documents do say that He existed. So before you go all "ORLY" and arguing someone's point, maybe you should know a few facts first.

waterynuggets 0

Monday 25 January 2010 12:36

Yes, I know, he used his birth certificate as a placemat @ Chipotle.

catkat1988 17

Monday 25 January 2010 11:11

Jesus was a real, historical person, whether you believe him to be God's son or just charismatically illusional. Personally I lean towards the latter, but that's irrelevant. You can't deny that he was real and gained a LOT of influence on the whole concept of religion (I say religion and not just Christianity because Islam is inspired by both Judaism and Christianity the same way as Chrisianity is inspired by Judaism).