By Ben - 25/01/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
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Same thing different taste

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@31 Trying to prove the existence of Jesus with the Bible is the same as trying to prove the existence of orcs using the Lord of the Rings books.

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poeticpunk77 0

this is one of the few FMLs that literally made me laugh out loud. thank you OP. everyone else who is arguing about religion, shut up no one cares. this is not a forum for arguing beliefs, its place to comment on what happened to the OP. jeez. start a blog or something if you want to discuss the existence of jesus.

its irrelevant whether she is religious because, apparently, op doesn't care. i like to be with people who's beliefs mirror my own but some people don't care. whatever floats yoyr boat.

These kind of FMLs always turn into a religious debate : /

thighsofglory 0

So? Go find yourself some nice heathen and nail her. You aren't ready for a beleiver, anyway.

Lurstack 0

Haha dude that is ******* hilarious. That sounds exactly like something I would do.

Yeshua Ben Yosef was a real rabbi in that time period who founded Christianity. She could definitely talk to him. Jesus Christ, however, is a mostly fictional character based on him, written in a particular style of evangelical allegory, by Yeshua's disciples decades later. That said, it'd probably be interesting to chat with a guy who thought the apocalypse was gonna show up in a couple years and he'd just barely missed it. Or said all that stuff about 'go take care of people and be a decent person', most of that stuff we can pretty well attribute to him.