Love, Embarrassing and Farts: Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had...

By anonymous - 05/05/2015 05:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML

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By Stinky and Single - 06/08/2015 23:14 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML

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By Ohdear - 16/06/2019 15:08 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was holding the ladder while my husband was in the attic, and I let out a silent fart, thinking he wouldn't notice. A minute later, he complained of the dreadful smell and told me he was checking for a dead animal. FML

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Chemical warfare

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 21:00 - Canada - Terrace

Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2015 09:01 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML

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Oh no…

By yayibs - 04/12/2015 03:21 - United States - Williamstown

Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML

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Family portrait

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML

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The sweet smell of success

By NoPromotionForYou - 07/05/2020 14:00

Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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By Fartfail - 18/04/2012 13:43 - Hong Kong - Corozal

Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML

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UnluckyLatina 22

Tuesday 5 May 2015 14:21

He probably did it to not embarrass you, he's a keeper.

_kyleG_ 34

Tuesday 5 May 2015 14:25

Gotta love a man with an escape plan

Comments

Nimor 25

Tuesday 5 May 2015 15:21

Disgusting.

erizonkim 17

Tuesday 5 May 2015 15:49

I suppose you haven't farted in your whole life? tsk. tsk.

ilanie04 16

Tuesday 5 May 2015 15:27

he's a good person. Keep him.

cari_cat 19

Tuesday 5 May 2015 15:49

But did he come back?

theRonin 18

Tuesday 5 May 2015 15:51

Dont see this as an FML. At least he didnt think it was a fart.

Wakachulak 22

Tuesday 5 May 2015 15:53

Run after him and start making out!

LadyKayDee 23

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:11

He's cute AND CARING? Don't let him leave.. Hehe

lulinator 40

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:16

That's when you divert his attention elsewhere, walk toward said distraction with him, and crop dust the rest of the people at your party.

ARetardedSeal 24

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:37

Natural gas leak is very dangerous, a house in a city near me exploded cause of it. He's a good guy, I respect his initiative. You should definitely chase after him

slithermein 5

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:39

It shows he was concerned for your safety. Keeper!

Hash13 13

Tuesday 5 May 2015 17:28

Isn't that a good thing? Not only the fart was left unrecognized, the cute guy also seems to be alert to the situation, caring for people's well being in general and very hands on/ DIY / take responsibility sort of fellow.