By biomajor - 07/02/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML
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volnye 0

I would have said "I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans..."

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FlavorfulUnicorn 4

Wow, what a loser. Don't worry about it, you definitely want a guy who won't be intimidated by your smarts. :)

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Eir_fml 1

If a guy actually says something like that so brazenly, he's obviously a huge jerk anyway. Even if not for the fact that he's obviously looking for someone easy.

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frogwentfml 0

stupid, this was on tv.

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macfluffers 0

Science is cool, smart girls are cool. 'Nuff said.

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Anaxilea 1

He knew that since you know human anatomy, you'd realize how small his.... :)

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hellabella_fml 0

ASSHOLE! He'll be the hobo. hahahahahhahhahahahahahahaha.

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carlos_oac 0

Well, I love biology, and I think a girl that is a biology major probably very interesting.

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HyperFlirt 0

What a dick! You didn't want to hook up with him anyway.

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Marymary_fml 0

yeah you don't want an ass like him. us science majors are way hotter than the airheaded girls he likes.

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