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By biomajor - 07/02/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 584

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By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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Awww, my feefees

By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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You deserved it 274

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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You deserved it 6 143

By The Doc - 07/06/2016 22:41

Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Denver

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML

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You deserved it 4 880

By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 37 639

By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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You deserved it 18 364

Not a good sign

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 21:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 183

By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 7 905

csigabajnok 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 14:17

He did YOU a favor, believe me!

volnye 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 22:49

I would have said "I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans..."

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Judgment99 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 7:13

I wish I could do that

cartesianlogic 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:19

bio majors are hot...

sbabydoll1207 0

Monday 22 March 2010 23:32

He was just mad that he wasn't able to have an intelligent conversation wit u cause he was a dummy

88sforlife 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 15:42

He Waz Clearly Just Lookin ForbA Brainless **** To Pump

Origami86 6

Friday 28 May 2010 14:01

I don't see why a major should determine a conversation. I'm a bio major too but when I go out I talk about so many other things than biology. That been said, guy was a major idiot. Don't worry about the ignorant masses. Biologist is ranked in 4th place in the "most prestigious professions" list. As for those who say that biology sucks I guess you should stop having sex considering that sex is a biological function. Biology 1 - Ignorants 0

underaegis 0

Friday 20 August 2010 8:40

what why would you hate them... they'd know how not to get pregnant normal ****: I think it has to go in my mouth soo fml author: screw that there's abortionists

underyourbreath 8

Thursday 16 September 2010 6:37

I wouldn't cry over it.. he was probably a business major, or just didn't go to college. tool..

underyourbreath 8

Thursday 16 September 2010 6:40

Ah, but you forget one thing: Stupid breeds much faster and is harder to kill.

fast7fast 0

Monday 25 October 2010 2:02

atleast he didnt make u blow him then **** u, get you pregnant and move to brazil to smoke weed for a year

aesculpius89 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:59

what an ass..you know all he's looking for in a relationship give me a call, I'd love to hit it off with a bio major girl..we could go to med school together