By biomajor - 07/02/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML
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volnye 0

I would have said "I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans..."

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Atropos626 4

Biology Maj. Girls are HOT. Actually, any girls that are smart is HOT. But that's just me. FHL for saying Next to you. 

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jackgoldstein 5

Barney, from HIMYM?

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Corrupt_waffles 13

He really did do you a favor. Nothing sucks more than a relationship with a person dimmer than you. Personally biology is amazing and whenever I say I'm going into forensic biology all the guys are like, "REALLY?! Tell us more." Using your brain is nothing to feel ashamed of. :)

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TheRealGamerGirl 5

Ha. That dumbass is s dumb he's looking for a good looking dumb bimbo to make himself look smarter. You're better off without all that noise.

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sarahmaxine 19

Its okay OP. While he chases slutty dumbass bimbos, you will go way farther than him in life.

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Quasars 10

We dissected rat in my Biology class. Apparently my cutting skills are quite off

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gatorgirl7563 22

You don't need a jackass like that in your life. Any man who feels threatened by a (potential) girlfriend's intelligence -- much less is turned off by it -- isn't worth having

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TexasGirl24 15

He knew he couldn't bs you op. As a fellow bio major, I think you came off with the better end of the interaction in that you will have nothing to do with a loser. Best of luck!!

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