Love: Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for...

By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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By FlyAwayPlease - 25/08/2015 22:38 - United Kingdom - Mold

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

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You deserved it 8 294

By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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You deserved it 12 559

By heightdifference - 28/11/2013 16:34 - United States - Memphis

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 930

Passing

By butchapparently - 10/08/2015 15:35

Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

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You deserved it 2 230

Small world

By Ashy.Kinz - 08/07/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, while visiting family in my very small hometown for the summer, I met a guy and we really hit it off. Everything was going great, and I brought him home to meet my family, where my grandmother told me he was 16. Now I’m definitely not getting lucky this trip. FML

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You deserved it 249

Distant love

By jadalaheart - 28/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML

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You deserved it 202

By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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You deserved it 8 827

Online life

By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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You deserved it 2 401

By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 143

You deserved it 5 534

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 06:32 - Canada - Regina

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 769

You deserved it 4 714

kristenlee 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:08

Today, somebody lied to me over the internet. FML.

RiverRelic 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:07

Which means he's a married 48 year old man from New Jersey - or some dude you know from work.

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helen__fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:44

why didn't you video chat them?! YDI

tee_baby 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:46

hahaha thats too bad.

chunkofchange 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:47

lmao #26

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:49

At least you didn't end up on Dateline for having relations with minors!

iamtenyearsago 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:54

I love stories like this. It proves love knows no gender.

amazingapril 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:55

lmao #127 (;

megs8907 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:08

So I think this is fake. I agree with #29. If you're the OP reading this, please explain...

kyara_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:07

pwnage- what's wrong with that? If you truly were in love, it wouldn't have mattered.

evanescence_fml 7

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:09

LOL i moderated this!!!

ayee_bbygirll 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:10

how could you seriously say you were in love with someone you've never even met? twice? ..dont be so naive. & LMFAOOO @ 127 :)

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Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on my bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks like the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. FML

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Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

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Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

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Today, I scored the winning goal for a tournament. Too bad it was for the opposition team. If only looks could kill. FML

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