Love: Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for...

By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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By FlyAwayPlease - 25/08/2015 22:38 - United Kingdom - Mold

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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By heightdifference - 28/11/2013 16:34 - United States - Memphis

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

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Passing

By butchapparently - 10/08/2015 15:35

Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

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Small world

By Ashy.Kinz - 08/07/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, while visiting family in my very small hometown for the summer, I met a guy and we really hit it off. Everything was going great, and I brought him home to meet my family, where my grandmother told me he was 16. Now I’m definitely not getting lucky this trip. FML

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Distant love

By jadalaheart - 28/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML

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By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 06:32 - Canada - Regina

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

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You deserved it 4 714

kristenlee 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:08

Today, somebody lied to me over the internet. FML.

RiverRelic 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:07

Which means he's a married 48 year old man from New Jersey - or some dude you know from work.

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LolCows 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:16

u are honestly so stupid.. agree with 4 and 5... and 10.. lol.

mrhahn530 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:18

Haha you got owned by a teenage girl...actually, that doesnt sound half bad. i say meet up with her anyway, you never know what might come of it ;-)

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:18

#7, why do you have to look at someone's face to love them? Now I mean, they should hear the voice but the face shouldn't matter. If its REAL love, mind you. But YDI And now that could have been a freaking rapist. You shouldn't try to date someone over the internet. Wow, but LMFAO.

asherah14 7

Saturday 21 January 2012 0:23

It's not that you need to 'look at their face' it's that seeing someone in person gives you the opportunity to know if there is a physical connection. Not sex, but a chemistry that you can not know about from internet and phone conversations.

Trix_Disorder 20

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:18

Or maybe he was trying to let you down easy. XD

sexyReDD 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:52

lmao. my vote for best response.

Sure_Thing 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:24

Did you send him pics...? Maybe that had something to do with it.

C_Wicked27 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:26

Welcome to the internet, were the men are men, the women are men, and.... wait....

iLIAMMM 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:26

im laughing and feel bad for you at the same time. Coincidentally, i live in chesterfield :D

blargity 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:26

i think that had to be a prank e-mail D: #23 maybe she wasn't trying to date online but found someone she loves anyway because that person was similar to her and felt like she was in love with him and if people shouldn't date online, then should socializing through the internet at all be impossible like how she "deserved it" for "trying to date someone over the internet" because even a really good friend could be a rapist?