Love: Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for...

By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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By FlyAwayPlease - 25/08/2015 22:38 - United Kingdom - Mold

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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By heightdifference - 28/11/2013 16:34 - United States - Memphis

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

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Passing

By butchapparently - 10/08/2015 15:35

Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

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Small world

By Ashy.Kinz - 08/07/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, while visiting family in my very small hometown for the summer, I met a guy and we really hit it off. Everything was going great, and I brought him home to meet my family, where my grandmother told me he was 16. Now I’m definitely not getting lucky this trip. FML

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Distant love

By jadalaheart - 28/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML

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By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 06:32 - Canada - Regina

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

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kristenlee 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:08

Today, somebody lied to me over the internet. FML.

RiverRelic 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:07

Which means he's a married 48 year old man from New Jersey - or some dude you know from work.

Comments

shalvius 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:26

#3 :D

dylandtl 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:29

i dont know if this is the saddest thing ive ever heard or the coolest thing ive ever heard.

sterling_silver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:33

We were talking in class today about conditions needed to fall in love.... The first one was to know the GENDER of the person... LOL!! YDI......

asdfghjknatalie 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:34

You fell in love with someone online?

lnm701 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:36

Any chance you swing both ways? Seriously, though, like everyone else has said - you never even talked on the phone? YDI. Go out and meet the three dimensional people so hopefully you can experience a relationship that is actually meaningful.

chowentime4 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:42

serves you right for "falling in love" with someone online AND never meeting them! ARE YOU NUTS?!?

AK 2

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:42

Three words: hot lesbian sex.

dearladydisdain 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:43

BWAHAH i'm sorry. that sucks.

DankJemo 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:46

Ah, you're better off... Even if it was a guy he'd probably have lied to you about something else that was very important. Something like that happened to me, except I was looking for a girl, who was actually a girl... I basically freed myself up to be with her, left my job, my current GF and I had broken up, had money set aside. When it was all said and done with after about 4 or 5 years of her telling me she was in love with me and all that, turns out she really wasn't... So... People lie over the internet, there just something that turns a perfectly honest person into a first rate liar when it comes to the web...