By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
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patrikus13 0

lmao, just tell him it's a good thing he loves his dog, cuz that's the only place he'll be getting any for a while

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sparda4355 0

You two will inevitably break up... his dog will still be there by his side while you're talking crap about him to all of your friends (and probably most of his friends) and posting blogs about him on myspace ridiculing the size of his penis and sexual skills! Dog 1 You 0

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browniemcgee 0

#23 is a genius. wounded dear, wounded.

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Atreyu_Love 0

@20, so what if she has only been dating him for 2 weeks, maybe it's not real love, but she can be infatuated with him, and wow so what if she's 16, I know people that age who have been with the same boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 years so age doesn't matter.

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aleale6622 0

ok.. big deal.. i tell my dog i love him all the time.. and i have always loved my dog more than my boyfriend. too bad for you guys that dont know that bond between human and animal. and fine, maybe it was a little wrong for him to say that but.. maybe it was a natural reaction?? well anyway dump him but not because he loves his dog.

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Emwo 0

Where did you love him to? His room, the backyard, that one burger place on the other block? lol@all the comments saying to dump him because he loves his dog. threesomego. or, get a cat.

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alphabetcity 0

Dont be mad youre not the only bitch in his life.

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funkif1ed 0

#30. No, really? I wonder how you found that out.

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