By leahbeuhh - 05/09/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML
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angryseatroll 5

Wow. Stupid. YDI. Unless you were driving how could you forget? And if you were going to meet him anyways you still needed to talk on the phone. Instead of talking to your mom. Don't focus only on your BF. Parents need attention too.

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untalented1 0

how is it still ok even if he takes them off? they're your favourite jeans...

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topthat_stopthat 0

you should have said, "We're going swimming." YDI.

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nonotme 0

Well, he's going swimming in her ocean, so it wouldn't even be a lie...

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mastory96 0

no. you shouldn't be confused because you just about summed it up, you dumbass.

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xoconnie 8

wooooow retarded muchh

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youdontdeserveit_fml 0

http://mikeylife213.blogspot.com/ BUCKETHEAD IS ON THE LOOSE AGAIN IF YOU DONT WANT HER TO GET YOU REPOST THIS TO AT LEAST 5 DIFFERENT SITES

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Ret_fml 0

@22 that was leaving the link/spam (Since FML mods delete those messages) Actually, Buckethead is a guitarist, and he doesn't go off ripping peoples' heads off. If you believe in those stupid chain mails, wow. I haven't ever sent one on in the whole time I've used the internet and look, I'm still alive :P

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zappyalex 0

YDI for being young enough to be driven around by your mom and doing things with your boyfriend that involve taking off pants.

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noelykins1 19

Eh sometimes it's just easier to have your dad or mom drive you saves your own gas, and besides she could of been going to the store with her mom first and then was invited to uh hem spend time with her beau over text while at the store.

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crizpy7 0

hilarious, bit definately sucks for you :)

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Aoife 0

At least you didn't say "rip them off". That'd explain how you got the rip in your jeans in the first place, and why he apologized for it. So why WERE you talking to him while on your way to meet him, hm? Rehearsal for the 'big bang' later? And with your mother there, too! I'm sure she doesn't want to see this production. He'll probably produce a lot, from the sounds of it. F your mom's life, she had to listen to that and realise her daughter's getting her pants torn off far more often than hers are. If you had any decency, you'd apologize for dangling that in front of her and offer your boyfriend's services. It'd only be fair.

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