Love: Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him....

By leahbeuhh - 05/09/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

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By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Ripper

By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By gassy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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It's hot!

By joyf - 08/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML

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By enriquegay - 28/03/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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angryseatroll 5

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:20

Wow. Stupid. YDI. Unless you were driving how could you forget? And if you were going to meet him anyways you still needed to talk on the phone. Instead of talking to your mom. Don't focus only on your BF. Parents need attention too.

untalented1 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:35

how is it still ok even if he takes them off? they're your favourite jeans...

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fatduck 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:44

Good job, you owned yourself

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:49

Aw, I remember when I ripped one of my favourite pairs of jeans. Nobody to rip them off for me in a minute, and only bitchy friends who demand their sweaters back before the school day was anywhere close to being over instead of sympathy. Thanks a lot OP, you give me sad memories. Well anyway, HAHA! Nice job fool.

RyeAndLisha 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:04

What I wanna know is what she said to you afterwards.... Awkward!!!

angryseatroll 5

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:18

And im not a troll. I don't think everyone deserves it. I hate trolls. Sorry if I seemed like one. Just what I thought.

exohhsarahlove 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:24

hahahaha if my kid did that to me i'd probably die laughing

CykoX 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:43

you forgot your mom was there? unless she was dead, try again.

xoxoCheer 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:47

That's an "oops" moment =]

movies12 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:18

How the **** could u actually forget ur MOTHER is in the car? Like holy shit even when friends of mine call and when I'm in the car with my mom I don't even pick up my cell, I text them and tell them why. LIKE WOW!! u kinda deserve it for actually forgetting.

missjackieee 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:25

obviously if your mom is driving you to see your boyfriend, your way too young to do that.

morgan_5230 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 10:10

#87 says it all.

nikkiandyou 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 7:59

haha, i wish i knew what your mom's reaction was. because what you said, wasnt an "FML", what her reaction to it would be, would make the "FML" so hhaa, sorry, dude. mustve been embarassing, but knowing the reaction wouldve been the icing to the cake :D