By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 13:31 - United States - Newberry

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Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
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coolcocoxxx 12

That's when you let him sleep on the couch. Yeah, FYL. Guys like that need to realize that girls are looking for more in a relationship than sex.

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jjohnson26559 1

What dick. He could've at least asked to 69.

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ablueshka 0

Well at least your sex is good right? If it is you are off to a good start for that perfect marriage :)

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TheFamilyElf 17

Maybe I'm wrong, having never been married, but I think it's good to find a happy medium where you keep one another happy mentally and physically. At least that's what I hope for in a marriage. Sorry your husband is being a dope, OP. Good for you for trying to talk it out.

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Loboman 6

Now that we are married, let's change everything. How is that working out for you?

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zeffra13 31

#15 I doubt they're newlyweds, and this is only one thing. People's sex drive can change over time, especially women's. She's just being honest that right now, hers is lower than his and he should respect that. Which he isn't.

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katiekatlovesu 5

I think when your husband heard the word "sex", he might already be nursing a semi...

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DuRpY 5

Perhaps he likes dem purty lips, mm-hmmm.

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AmericanJedhead 10

Maybe if you compromise it'll work out, but he has to agree also. Or go to a marriage counselor. This sounds strangely like the plot of Hope Springs, though...well in a way.

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Turtle_rebellion 10

There's a button for that.

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Myo_fml 20

Yeah, it's not cool to comment "YDI" anymore... If it ever was.

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Thorzix 23

What a dick, he shouldn't treat you like that :x

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PYLrulz 17

According to the one FML a while back, that's not sex

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123man 11

If a penis is being inserted inside of another person, I think we safely classify it as sex.

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SciFiFanatic 3

Sorry, but I agree with 26. Blow jobs are not sex. Now I'm not saying it's not sexual activity, intimate, or something to be taken seriously, but it's not sex. Then again, this opinion seems to be dependent on what generation one's from. All of my friends feel as I do, but I've had long arguments with my parents who very strongly disagree. Either way though, it's still an activity that's to be shared between to consenting adults either in a relationship or not depending on what each is looking for.

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Factor_fml 6

In this case, there is no such a concept as sex. There are only sexual activities, some of them with penetration, and some could potentially lead to conception.

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TwoCentsibleGuy 4

Sex: -n Feelings or behavior resulting from the urge to gratify the sexual instinct Courtesy of dictionary.com/reference! Sounds to me like that previous FML was incorrect. If that's possible of course. :)

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PYLrulz 17

Maybe the FML that I was referencing to might have been too far back for some to remember. Didn't think it would start a debate

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white16sox 19

Funny, because last time I checked, it's called oral SEX.

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bombcop 3

Sounds like my marriage. Lots of sex before, none after. Shut off the sex, he is going to look else where.

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Angelrose2004 17

OP never said anything about shutting off the sex. She just said that she wanted their relationship to consist of other things besides sex.

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