By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 13:31 - United States - Newberry

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Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
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coolcocoxxx 12

That's when you let him sleep on the couch. Yeah, FYL. Guys like that need to realize that girls are looking for more in a relationship than sex.

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jjohnson26559 1

What dick. He could've at least asked to 69.

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tomjenkins 0

Time to cut homeslice off for a while... No listen? No nookie.

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bsmith9942 11

Tell him no more blow jobs until he listens to what you have to say and puts some effort into improving all the areas of your relationship.

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ygdrassil 17

Wouldn't is still be all about sex then, still, because that's what she's holding over his head?

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magnetoo 4

Because extortion is ALWAYS the foundation for a stronger relationship.

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Bluekaren16 19

Or tell him to use a vacuum cleaner for now on.

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bsmith9942 11

Refusing to have his dick shoved down her throat while she is upset is not extortion. It's her right as a human being. The world does NOT revolve around blow jobs.

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jenniiienyc 5

I hope he wasn't like this when you married him. And hopefully this is just a horny bastard stage he's going through. He sounds inconsiderate. FYL, OP.

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Enslaved 36

You can't talk when your mouth is full. Sounds like he was trying to find a way to shut you up from nagging. I'm kidding. Maybe you should have that same conversation after sex? How can he pay attention when he's horny and you're talking about sex?

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batrob 7

If you don't want the relationship to be entirely about sex you should also make him sandwiches

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cjhons 16

Give him one, when it starts to get good-stop. Look up at him sweetly and ask "Did you say something?". Walk away

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radioedit 7

Sounds like a great marriage to me

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Sky3103 1

You should have known that before you got married!

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zeffra13 31

People change as they get older, you know. Especially in this area.

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