By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 13:31 - United States - Newberry

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Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
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coolcocoxxx 12

That's when you let him sleep on the couch. Yeah, FYL. Guys like that need to realize that girls are looking for more in a relationship than sex.

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jjohnson26559 1

What dick. He could've at least asked to 69.

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LittleGreenPaola 23

Marriage doesn't usually make men so horny. He probably was already like this before the marriage. So why did you marry your sex buddy? You deserved it.

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brooks10101 1

Ever think your just not interesting and well its not worth the bother?

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noisebox 1

Isn't that the secret to a happy marriage? It's a wife's duty to satisfy her husband's sexual needs and for the husband to satisfy his wife's....,Dr. Ruth said so....

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myndmelt 4

Well he could be ignoring you sexually and you wouldn't like that either. At least your getting some.

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Mekeritrig 15

Sounds like you need marriage counselling.

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coughyochick 7

No woman will ever understand the joy of a *******

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noisebox 1

Especially if she swallows that protein...,

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lesbosexual 2

Not an FML, you have a bf

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jelly713 19

It's actually past the boyfriend/girlfriend stage. Read closely, "marriage".

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itsme1321 3

Coming from a woman, this is what's wrong w/ women nowadays...they get these fancy ideas about how to "fix" your man/relationship from the damn Cosmo mag & they think they can cookie-cutter any man into the perfect husband. YDI, you shouldn't have married him if you only wanted to change him later!

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