By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 13:31 - United States - Newberry

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Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
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coolcocoxxx 12

That's when you let him sleep on the couch. Yeah, FYL. Guys like that need to realize that girls are looking for more in a relationship than sex.

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jjohnson26559 1

What dick. He could've at least asked to 69.

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Coked0ut247 1

Hey some marriages have no sex how is this a problem?

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roninvamp 4

If you were better at it then he probably wouldn't be that way

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itsme1321 3

Most guys don't want a bj from someone who is wretched at giving them. So it stands to reason that she's at least decent at it...if she were better, he'd probably just try to rape her face every time she opened her mouth :/

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brandoneyez1 25

He could have a medical issue. He may have an out of control sex drive. This is a medical condition and could be why he can't focus. Get with a doctor ... If his attention goes to it abnormally much it may be a medical issue and a serious one.

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supportcommand 17

You should be happy you still make him horny. Suck him off then go for dinner, movie and a romantic moonlit stroll by through a park. You'll love it I'm sure.

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Neongreenme 8

Haha sex?? you must be with in your first couple of years of marriage. give it sometime then the sex will be nonexistent. at that point you can improve your marriage without the worry.

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ebonyirony 29

And they still have less sex than Christian Grey.

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