By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 13:31 - United States - Newberry

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Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
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coolcocoxxx 12

That's when you let him sleep on the couch. Yeah, FYL. Guys like that need to realize that girls are looking for more in a relationship than sex.

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jjohnson26559 1

What dick. He could've at least asked to 69.

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charlieisawesome 4

Hey he can't help it if he's turned on by you.. You should take it more lightly and discuss marriage fixings at a better time :)

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JeanJO19 4

My girlfriend told me that when we get married we will have sex every day...I have no problem with that.

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

someone's horny..

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freakguy455 0

JeanJ091 don't fall for it, the all say thay until they get that ring, then it'll be one headache after another.

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RKD 23

HA HA HA, sorry to hear, OP, but is pretty freaking hilarious-hope you and him can work it out!

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rammy125 4

You better give that man a ******** then!

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biebersdoll 3

I voted ! 'I agree your life sucks' being that's what you did.. Was suck.

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Malevolent_Bunny 0

Grab a lengthy strapon and make hime give you that *******. He'll pay more attention then!

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