By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 13:31 - United States - Newberry

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Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
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coolcocoxxx 12

That's when you let him sleep on the couch. Yeah, FYL. Guys like that need to realize that girls are looking for more in a relationship than sex.

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jjohnson26559 1

What dick. He could've at least asked to 69.

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Freedom92 12

SOMEBODY needs to get their hearing checked if you ask me, not pointing fingers of anything but... --> --> -_-

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hateevryone 14

So basically it's a marriage built on sex.

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Sicilysstallion 2

Did you give it to him ?

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hol18 5

Don't get why this is an fml... Surely it means that you give really good head?

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elocin1237 4

Maybe u should talk to him about it and possibly getting his penis size reduced

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dr3amcatchr 2

I hope you dropped to your knees immediately.

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DarthVader77 9

Nothing cements marriage better than sex. He is right, just suck it up

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