By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
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redhead_sprhro 10

Wife material!

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mermaidkeels 26

Let her know that if she dates you, then you'll let her pop all your zits. It's a win-win.

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worldclassrager 39

It's a strange way to come on to you but it works right? Unless that wasn't the intension

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courtzzz23 17

did you let her? because that could be love

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EvilTurtle 35

If this is how you flirt, I've been doing it wrong this whole time.

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ItsEdd 9

Should of responded "and I want to pop your cherry ;)"

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captainsmegma 12

And so love begins. Some day your grandkids will ask what attracted you to grandma. "She knew how to pop my zits".

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Hop6e 22

Ya gotta start somewhere man, make for a good how I met your mother.....

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Grayness_ 26

I never understood why people liked doing that.

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DoomSkuller 28

The sensation of the oils breaking the surface feels good imo

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False_Stupidity 41

My wife loves popping zits and blackheads it's definitely a good thing.

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