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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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You deserved it 3 430

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 377

You deserved it 2 575

By Acne_problems - 22/02/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 993

You deserved it 268

By lalanon - 03/04/2009 05:16 - Australia

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 186 963

You deserved it 33 463

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By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 145

You deserved it 5 568

By kitty - 18/10/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 475

You deserved it 3 157

By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 574

You deserved it 65 218

By jamjamy - 26/12/2008 04:53 - France

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 038

You deserved it 2 634

By pickit - 25/02/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 299

You deserved it 20 851

By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 417

You deserved it 5 409

Smooth

By eayers2689 - 30/05/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 621

You deserved it 59 154

redhead_sprhro 10

Thursday 15 October 2015 0:50

Wife material!

mermaidkeels 26

Thursday 15 October 2015 0:52

Let her know that if she dates you, then you'll let her pop all your zits. It's a win-win.

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Lotex 18

Thursday 15 October 2015 6:23

Maybe you should let her, sounds like a keeper.

failalltheway 22

Thursday 15 October 2015 6:25

Girls are weird like that. I've heard a few girls say stuff like that and no boys.

nmcevoy 12

Thursday 15 October 2015 6:29

Lmao if a girl isn't good with popping the blackheads on my back this just ain't gonna work

SookyLala 13

Thursday 15 October 2015 7:18

sounds like a keeper. no sarcasm lol

Richard6036 13

Thursday 15 October 2015 7:34

Well I guess at this point asking her out on a date is moot

Dexter83_fml 17

Thursday 15 October 2015 8:19

Should of said "ok but only if I can pop your cherry"

Levvy 22

Thursday 15 October 2015 8:41

Did you let her? Coulda been a nice getting-to-know-you activity.

a3gab 17

Thursday 15 October 2015 9:28

Don't give up op you still have a chance

hank0311 10

Thursday 15 October 2015 10:20

Throw her the D and work that other shit out later

Thatissarcastic 17

Thursday 15 October 2015 10:23

hey baby want to get out of here and pop some pimples with me ;D

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