Miscellaneous: Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time...

By Anonymous - 23/12/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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Go Team!

By Gayer men’s team - 02/11/2017 04:00

Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML

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By Oops - 26/10/2018 12:00

Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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SKRules 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:09

When explaining embarrassing things, demonstrations are never a good idea.

IgniteMe28 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:16

Pics or it didn't happen.

Comments

TheOtherNewest1 6

Thursday 24 December 2009 14:04

Hey, guys, one time, I flashed my volleyball team. Wanna see EXACTLY how it happened? I'll demonstrate! Oh shit! I flashed everyone...again...who could've possibly seen that coming! YDI.

psychoxxxinvader 3

Thursday 24 December 2009 14:51

That sounds like something I'd see on some stupid MTV show. You're an idiot for "demonstrating". YDI.

joannabanana1 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 16:11

You know you're from New Jersey when....

devildog42787 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 17:06

I bet your the same type of girl who gets caught cheating and it was an "accident" you slipped and fell on the guys dick while demonstrating how you have sex

greedyDEADsoul 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 18:55

pics or it never happened

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:03

The difference between Jersey girls and trash? Trash gets picked up.

kellandj2019 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 7:29

I laughed so hard when I read this

jpest17 5

Thursday 24 December 2009 21:51

hey can we meet in person and you can telle that story some time ;)

blastvortex 3

Friday 25 December 2009 6:09

If it matters so much, then quit being a boob, OP.

foxtrot_uniform 0

Friday 25 December 2009 6:11

i don't know whether to feel sorry for you or laugh at your stupidity. i did the same this once, i dropped a sewing machine on my foot in class, and while demonstrating how it happened to my friends, i did it again... but body part ones are gross. pain is amusing, anything sexual is.... bleurgh.