By Anonymous - 04/11/2013 11:39

Today, I was telling my friends a story. I added a few "embellishments" to make it more intense. One my friends piped up with, "I was with you, half of what you just said wasn't true". It's now all over Facebook and I'm known as "The Bullshitter". FML
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prljm10 10

Why would you lie?! Especially around someone that was with you??

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heartlocked 3

And thats the reason why you dont oversell

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RZW 10

Haha! You're my favourite kind of story teller! :)

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bobo_the_bear 5

I was totally attacked by Godzilla while I was reading you post. I was able to slay him with the help of my half unicorn / half woman friend. Sorry for the embellishments.

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my_user_name 7

On the bright side for the OP, I'm assuming that the part of the FML where he is known as "The Bullshiter" was just an embellishment.

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brunbanan 12

I know someone like you and it is so ANNOYING.

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LittlestV 28

I work with someone who embellishes things ALL the time. It gets to the stage when you don't believe anything he says as you know how much bullshit he comes out with! Not worth it, OP. YDI.

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Goblin182 26

Liek I keep telling the Pope, I hate people that lie just to make themselves look impressive.

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Cfjla15 6

that's what you get. you totally deserve it. I can't stand it when people do that.

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