Miscellaneous: Today, I was telling my friends a story. I added a few "embellishments"...

By Anonymous - 04/11/2013 11:39

Today, I was telling my friends a story. I added a few "embellishments" to make it more intense. One my friends piped up with, "I was with you, half of what you just said wasn't true". It's now all over Facebook and I'm known as "The Bullshitter". FML

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Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2021 16:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, a coworker told me something I didn't realize was confidential, until later when my boss called me, saying someone may have shared something confidential with me, and me, not thinking so, said I don't think anyone did. We hung up, they called back and elaborated, and it dawned on me now they think I'm a liar. FML

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By Embarassed - 24/08/2011 02:44 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML

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By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

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By morning_glory - 27/01/2015 21:17 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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Dewoe 18

Monday 4 November 2013 16:10

Liar liar pants on fire

prljm10 10

Monday 4 November 2013 16:10

Why would you lie?! Especially around someone that was with you??

Comments

awilliams44 9

Monday 4 November 2013 21:38

When I was little I used to tell everyone that liars went to hell....

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 4 November 2013 21:53

bullshitting rule #1: ensure no one can verify the accuracy of the content of which you are "embellishing"

Dusty_Busters 15

Monday 4 November 2013 22:15

Translation: I was lying about something I did and someone who was there called me out. Now everyone knows I'm a liar.

sanecatlady 13

Monday 4 November 2013 22:44

I hate lying. I can't say that I never lied but I'm awful at it and when people lie to me to be deceptive or to make something they did sound more dramatic, I can never really trust them again. When I was a kid I believed people who lied would never go to heaven. So it must be a very lonely place with only God, Jesus, and maybe George Washington. Lol?

RenoTheRhino 30

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:16

It's Abraham Lincoln. Take more Greek Mythology classes and maybe you'll learn that, you dumb shit!

vdarling 2

Monday 4 November 2013 23:13

Lying sack of s#¡t!!!

AlWAYSN4EVR 13

Monday 4 November 2013 23:30

my sister does this. Its so annoying

RenoTheRhino 30

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:15

Change your name legally, get a haircut and dye it, change your wardrobe, whiten your teeth, move to Ecuador, and get a private job for a shady, hysteric guy at a flea market to do some "wet work" in jungles every other Thursday. On the third job, ask your employer for a guy named Elijah. Then repeat these words: "Mr. Orangutan plays catch with Billy Saturday -Tuesday, 10-11 a.m."

jixiekat 14

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:28

I knew a girl like that. she has no friends

awkward_cookie 9

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:30

I was there too!

biglow223 6

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:41

Hey, nothing wrong with a little embellishment. But, if you're doing it while someone is standing there that knows the real story, you have to alter the story a little to make him look like a stud or hero.... He'll agree with everything!