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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied by saying she's a hair dresser. FML

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Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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chelle82 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 23:54

I've been doing hair for 10 years now and make quite a bit more money than most of my friends who have "professional" jobs. Next time you're getting your own hair done why don't you take a moment to ask your stylist about the Anatomy and Physiology, Chemistry, and Electricity classes he/she had to take before you write it off as a "worthless qualification".

Iknoweverything 29

Friday 3 December 2010 0:03

First off, you can make good money in hair. Women are vain, men are vain, and everyone is willing to pay to look good. And before you write it off as worthless, why don't you cut someone's hair, and see how it turns out? While I would never go into hairdressing, I would never deem it worthless... otherwise my hair would look like crap. Second off, you should ALWAYS know what your patients work in before complaining. It avoids insulting them. Third off... your patients are NOT paying you to complain. Do your job, be cheerful, and listen to THEM complain. Fourth off... I hope your hairdresser never hears you think low of him. You may never look acceptable again.

Comments

whiskerz 0

Friday 3 December 2010 5:44

Wow, OP! Way to open mouth and insert foot. I hope your "worthwhile" degree taught you that particular removal procedure.

dubstep87 0

Friday 3 December 2010 6:24

suck off

TryptamineDreame 0

Friday 3 December 2010 7:53

Some things are better left unsaid, OP.

sexycowgirl 0

Friday 3 December 2010 8:08

i am in school for it i like to see u do it .....

roketkween 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:01

as a hairdresser myself I agree, I'm very well off, it depends on how you handle your money and what you choose to do with it. so screw you op

MuchDance90s 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:01

if a person is passionate about his profession, he will excel I'd rather a hair stylist who LOVES what he does than a doctor who hates his job yikes :-p

ice_rose88 0

Friday 3 December 2010 10:50

exactly.

cbby18 1

Friday 3 December 2010 9:51

well considering I'm only 18 years old, i have my diploma in beauty therapy, I drive a very expensive car and have my own apartment, so don't be saying to aim higher when you can accomplish alot no matter what industry you work in.