By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 04:51 - United States - Hernando

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Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29

It doesn't matter how many times you had sex, there's always a possibility of pregnancy! Have you never heard of 'wrap it before you tap it'?

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DogsPaw 16

Condoms are easier to change than diapers.

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leftridgec 0

it wouldve been funny if you hadnt had sex at all!' ha!

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nicopasselebac2 0

You had sex once with her. She might have had sex many times with her neighbors.

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Zomg_Okay 26

73 - Or, you know, she might have gotten pregnant from the single time they had sex.

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whY402Jay 12

That's what a condom is for... Well... 99.9% of the time. Unless you are the .1%.

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Trisha_aus 15

Occupy...condoms?

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jaredofmo 22

Welcome to the world of having to be a responsible adult.

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Crazberry 5

*bursts out laughing* Dumbass. Unless she was on her period when you guys did it, you ARE the father. It only takes once.

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SammyS2012 21

You can still get pregnant while you're on your period... Lower chances... But it can still happen

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Crazberry 5

I meant near the end of it. Like the last day...

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nicopasselebac2 0

Nothing proves you are the father. DNA tests! I made many engaged girls pregnant.

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lordlekal 17

Why did only one person ask if he's sure it's his? That's the frist thing that came to my mind with the "only had sex once" line.

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trellz17 19

You seemed like you were making a good point until I stopped reading at "frist".

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TormundGiantBane 3

Get a paternity test. Only way to be sure.

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bnotverynice 2

I understand everyone saying that it is ops fault by not wearing a condom but his lady friend should of been on some sort of contraception as well. Being in a relationship you need to communicate about these type of things.

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KBear3109 29

Just about every contraceptive for women alters her body in some way. I don't really think it's fair to make a woman screw with her hormones/body like that. Besides, the pill doesn't protect against STD's.

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downtime 12

...I can think of three off the top of my head that have zero side effects. I don't see how your point is at all valid since they only recommended she be on one...

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KBear3109 29

I'm not talking just about side effects. IUD's pose serious risks. Diaphragms aren't very effective, especially if you've already had children. What's your third one? Also, neither of those prevent std's. Condoms pose no side effects or risks to the man or the woman.

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downtime 12

Wait so, diaphragms aren't very effective therefore women shouldn't use them? Uh...what? The third is the female condom. And now you're suggesting things that don't prevent STD's shouldn't be used too then? I don't understand your logic. Basically you're just trying to use the male as a scapegoat to say "female contraceptives aren't that great so I expect the male to cover up, because if he doesn't its his fault I got pregnant". And condoms do pose side effects and risk to both the man and the woman. Plenty of people get reactions to the chemicals or latex.

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gabe222 25

Is the girl related to the person whose friend thought you couldn't get pregnant from the first time? Or just another separate fml? Rofl jkjk

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