Airplanes and Transportation: Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight...

By leftbehind - 10/06/2011 11:40 - Colombia

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

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You deserved it 3 255

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By Need Clothes Now - 21/09/2014 15:51 - United States - Pendleton

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

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You deserved it 3 359

By Bittersweet - 07/07/2019 06:00

Today, after 10 years of frequent international air travel, I got my seat upgraded for the very first time. Also, for the very first time in 10 years, the airline lost my luggage. FML

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You deserved it 127

By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 903

You deserved it 3 576

Been around the world and I I I, I can't find my suitcase

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 16:00

Today, I arrived home after taking one airplane from A to B. My luggage never made it on the plane with me, and now the airline is looking for it. One plane and still lost my suitcase. FML

I agree, your life sucks 761

You deserved it 102

By Dr. Jack - 04/02/2009 13:54 - United States

Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 251

You deserved it 2 216

By theleague - 09/10/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, when I arrived at the airport for my international flight there was no record of my ticket in the system. Turns out the flight was yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 348

You deserved it 33 376

By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Gilroy

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 292

You deserved it 9 534

Enjoy yourself, I guess

By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 629

You deserved it 1 301

By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 968

You deserved it 2 323

By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 505

You deserved it 3 504

tigerkyle92 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:16

DELTA. Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive

mk58 31

Friday 10 June 2011 19:09

You are the Chosen One.

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sxe_beast 11

Friday 10 June 2011 20:31

This really sucks. I've had my luggage lost once =c

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 10 June 2011 20:35

#43 is right.

joshuaUNWRITTEN 0

Friday 10 June 2011 20:37

Did You travel with " Avianca" ? worst airline Ever!!!

wazzup182FML 3

Friday 10 June 2011 20:50

why has fml changed its layout again :(

wazzup182FML 3

Friday 10 June 2011 20:52

this must happen to everyone

P0RN 2

Friday 10 June 2011 21:13

Good game. *slaps ass*

PurpleWaffles 2

Friday 10 June 2011 21:14

FML I hope that doesn't happen when I leave the country this summer ):

vrej 3

Friday 10 June 2011 21:20

wow WTF how the he'll they let all the people behind?!

chili10 18

Friday 10 June 2011 23:06

read the fml over again please...

angryoriental 0

Friday 10 June 2011 22:02

free ballin in a foreign country!

TheBatmayne 0

Friday 10 June 2011 22:08

Delta lost my luggage for a month. Hopefully you weren't flying with them.

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Been around the world and I I I, I can't find my suitcase

Enjoy yourself, I guess

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