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By Paramedic - 17/11/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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By Benjamin - 28/10/2011 01:22 - Canada

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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Am I being detained?

By KidJwal - 28/02/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By hurricane0331 - 24/06/2010 01:51 - United States

Today, a 75 year-old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML

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You deserved it 3 305

Easy mistake to make

By Notmyfault - 22/11/2023 02:30

Today, I almost got in trouble at work, all because I inadvertently referred to a 19 year-old patient’s 47 year-old husband as her father. I didn’t know this until she got so upset that she threw a tantrum, filed a complaint against me, and requested another nurse. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 05:01

Today, in frustration, I threw a spanner across the room at work, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. I woke up in an ambulance with a cracked skull and a gorgeous EMT lady. I would've tried to ask her out, but while I was out cold I'd pissed myself, and the whole ambulance reeked of it. FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

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timtam24 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 16:07

bastard, how could you?

Suree 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 16:29

So now you've learned that you always state "around 29". ;-)

Comments

SFC_fml 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 16:36

As a fellow first responder i hope you learned you lesson and when you call that stuff in you get out of ear shot of the patient.....lol But that is still hilarious. you got a hostile patient on your hands, the scene is not safe

juicy_extasy 25

Tuesday 17 November 2009 16:39

LOL! Favourited

abdur 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 2:17

Straight up! This one is too hilarious lol

birds_fml 7

Tuesday 17 November 2009 16:39

Why the hell was she so offended? She was just in an accident, and crying. Of course she's gonna look old! Sheesh.

rttr 18

Saturday 3 December 2011 22:54

Women are ******* too sensitive about age

Meme1988 18

Tuesday 17 November 2009 16:55

WIN! shame on you! how could you say "mid 30's" ! lol :P!!!!

Tozi_fml 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 16:55

Be happy you learned something new! Now you know how to get women out of shock! I hope you never make the same mistake with your girlfriend.

MouseyN 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 17:05

Good job, you figured out the sure-fire way to get information out of hysterical women. I wonder how we can make that work on hysterical men...

Finnboghi 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 19:03

Don't need to, men don't get hysterical.

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 17 November 2009 19:10

You haven't seen the guy who freaked because his mom cancelled his WoW account, have you? =P Well, ok, he's more of a boy....but still. He shoved a remote up his ass! XD

Finnboghi 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 19:23

...Now I'm intrigued...

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 17 November 2009 19:34

Youtube! Raywilliamjohnson. Watch it! :D

pyroanarchist23 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 21:15

you watch raywilliam johnson too? awesomeness

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 17 November 2009 21:19

I introduced her. =3

Sun_Kissed18 25

Wednesday 18 November 2009 0:50

I love RWJ and I sucribed to that channel :) The greatest flippouts ever. Its soooo funny. But I'm pretty sure this kid is gunna kill someone one day. Probably his brother who shot the video

shelboo_fml 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 5:34

That kid who shoved the remote up his ass, along with every other moment of his was proven to be staged.

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 18 November 2009 5:59

I figured as much, but it was the most comical example I could think of. How about the others RWJ has featured? Like fat bastard chicken guy. Or fat bastard gamer guy. "WHY do all your motherfuckers comment on MY videos, telling me I'm an IDIOT and a FATASS!???!!?!"

Tempsey 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:43

You should check out the channel of the guy who recorded the WoW freakout, he has like 8 vids of his bros anger attacks!

gpstyne 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 17:10

**** her, assaulting a healthcare worker = felony be an American, call it in

IIzSuperGirl 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 18:29

Hes not an american, it says hes from Rochdale...

shooter308 0

Friday 20 November 2009 9:08

I want to live where you live. In California it's a misdemeanor.

myfriend_youfail 3

Tuesday 17 November 2009 17:15

Bahahahaha! Should have just told the bint "Look, you have two options. You can let us take you in the ambulance, or you can WALK your own ******* self to the hospital." What an ungrateful little biatch. Honestly, you were trying to help her, possibly even save her life, and she wants to worry about how old you think she is? Jeez, someone sure has her priorities mixed up!

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 17 November 2009 17:21

The driver should've yelled, "Shut up back there! Do I need to pull over? Don't make me pull over and beat your ass!" That, or OP should've just slapped her back. She's obviously not hurt too badly.

polico_wolf 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 19:49

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jillz 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 17:23

You gave her a much needed reality check about her appearance. She deserved it. We're all bound to get old. Seems like it's harder for us females to face. lol!