By Paramedic - 17/11/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 129
You deserved it 4 450

Same thing different taste

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Suree 0

So now you've learned that you always state "around 29". ;-)

Comments

FruityLoooons 8

You should've said, "Bitch, does it matter?" I mean, come on. She complains about her age when a car crash recently took place? The ****? And I agree with some others on here--if she stopped crying so abruptly just to reprimand you, then she obviously wanted some form of attention.

because everyone knows the exact age of someone just by taking a glimpse at them.

File a suit against her for physically assaulting you while in the line of duty! Now you can get some money out of it!

Should've let the dumb **** die right there

whatthefuckcunt 0

seconded, 100%. if she is with it enough to stop and slap him, she should of been helpful and answered the ******* questions

Jesster_King 0

The dumb bitch should have just told him. Women heres some shit you gotta get straight #1. Everyone ages, factors that speed this up are as follows a. smoking, solution = don't smoke b.stress, solution = get a less stressful job life #2. This weight BS, don't like you weight then lose some, got a unrealistic goal? get counciling to resolve your self image issues a. you eat junk food all the time or when your sad and don't exercise, you will get fat b. don't want to take the time to exercise, you will get fat.

in other words, she really was around 30, and you were correct when you radio'd it in

You should have responded, "Not anymore. The stress from the accident aged you eight years." And then readied the defibrillator for her panic attack.

Lady_Cop_89 0

I've totally been there...... it blows

Leave the bitch there, shes not worth the oxygen she consumes.

What a whiny, fake, hypochondriac. I don't like that lady. =]