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By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 19:19 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was told by a friend that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. Her defence was that if I had a bigger dick she wouldn't have been, in her words, forced to go elsewhere for sex. My mother's response when I confided this in her: "Ask me if I care." FML

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By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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By ameremanapparently - 26/03/2016 12:27 - United States - Carlisle

Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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By SadIndianLife - 15/11/2015 21:00 - India - Delhi

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

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Swift4Life 13

Monday 24 June 2013 0:42

Sorry man. That really sucks & that's a terrible thing for your mom to say.

simplyblades 10

Monday 24 June 2013 0:43

Girlfriends a bitch. Better before than if you got married.

Comments

MzZombicidal 36

Monday 24 June 2013 1:11

I'm so sorry, OP! I hope you do have a friend that you're able to talk to! Your (hopefully ex) girlfriend is a bitch and your mom is... not the best person for that. Don't let it get you down, you'll be okay :)

mariepastyglue 30

Monday 24 June 2013 1:22

cheating is never acceptable if you're unhappy in a relationship you should simply just leave that person and then go on about your business that's all there is to it!

GrinchFu1 27

Monday 24 June 2013 1:25

I bet if you had a bigger dick your mom would have cared...

Bunny21 11

Monday 24 June 2013 1:29

I'll sorry you have such bitches in your life OP. At least you can get rid of one.

Zombi_builder 6

Monday 24 June 2013 1:36

Tell her maybe if her ****** wasn't so loose, you penis wouldn't seem so small

Grayness_ 26

Monday 24 June 2013 1:39

Having a small dick or a regular size dick doesn't mean anything. As long as you know how to do it right. Eat her right. If her legs ain't shaking you ain't eating it right.

Dilwann 27

Monday 24 June 2013 2:03

... shaking legs doesn't indicate anything. When my legs shake when I'm with my bf, he's doing it wrong and needs to gtfo. Not all women are the same, even physically. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Grayness_ 26

Tuesday 25 June 2013 3:30

Bahahaha. Burst my bubble? Um no.

upallnight11 19

Monday 24 June 2013 1:40

What face? Lol

happylawyer 16

Monday 24 June 2013 1:45

Women keep thinking they need a big one to enjoy sex. What they need is a man that knows how to please them. Sorry, OP, she did not know too well her body and you may not be lacking in size but skills. Read, learn, practice. The ****** nerves are not deep inside her but in the entrance; if it were the other way, tampons were much more popular.