By CT - 25/11/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
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chickchick_fml 0

Okay, but did she say it was a prisoner?

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lyndis_fml 0

You moron, do you honestly believe your mother is the only employee of the prison? Yeah. Other people work there too. Unless you're saying there's something wrong with prison employees (which includes your own mother), you're a ******* dumbass.

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Thhe 0

this is proabably the worst (or is it best?) fml i can remember. FYL indeed

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wiserman 0

more like fy dad's life, i'd say.

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Icy_fml 0

Women prison guards only work in womens prisons. Can somebody say, lesbian?

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angiechaton 0

My mom works in a prison... a regular one, not one designated to women. She works with other men as guards and she is a guard herself.

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snowstorm_fml 0

Well you should get over it your mother is her own person, she can do what she wants. She doesn't have to things just to keep you and your father happy.

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whiners 0

Yeah, if she want's to be a no-good lyin', cheatin' Ho. That,s her own business, Not everybody whose life gets ****** up. Your dad will be better off once he gets over this ****.

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youthink_fml 0

Agreed 25. She can't do whatever she wants if she's married. She sounds like lowlife ho. The dad is better off. Maybe now he can find someone with morals.

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amberbell 0

SMiller, a little FYI, women can be guards at a male prison.

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romaunts 0

Uhm, so? She probably divorced him, because she wasn't happy with him. Otherwise, she wouldn't have found that much interest in someone else. And it isn't like it's a prisoner or anything. Other people work at a jail. She's an adult. She'll do what she wants. Also, no one said she cheated. You can fall in love with someone else without cheating on your significant other. And their relationship was probably falling or fallen apart already. "You wouldn't have to quit your job in a prison if your dating an employee" That is stupid logic. Many workplaces will /fire/ you if they find out you're dating or hooking up with another employee. "I mean a counsellor leaving for some guy in a prison, sounds like a very smart person." You sound like a small person too, the way you assume she left for an inmate. There are many other people that work at prisons- it is much more likely that it was one of them.

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gpstyne 0

kill mom and her new piece of meat, unless it's a hot prisoner chick

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killinmesmalls 0

Nebraska represent!

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sosadrightnow 4

Find out what your new dads in for! He could steal you stuff!

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