Miscellaneous: Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job...

By CT - 25/11/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML

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By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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By badadvise - 23/03/2012 04:05 - Mexico - Guadalajara

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

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By mylifereallyISeffed - 22/07/2009 10:43 - Australia

Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML

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By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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By K Holed - 29/01/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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You deserved it 2 671

By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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You deserved it 914

By Is that..? - 17/07/2014 03:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

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You deserved it 4 866

chickchick_fml 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:00

Okay, but did she say it was a prisoner?

lyndis_fml 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:46

You moron, do you honestly believe your mother is the only employee of the prison? Yeah. Other people work there too. Unless you're saying there's something wrong with prison employees (which includes your own mother), you're a ******* dumbass.

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Seventytimeseven 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 4:23

I'm sorry OP but this is awesome, for of course everyone who isn't you... lol

FJT 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 4:40

probably better a prisoner than a guard! unless they raped or murdered someone!

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 5:36

You know there's such things as mistrials, yes? And that there's a lot of unecessary sentencings, yes? Not everyone's a murdering, drug-addicted rapist in prison.

PaigeCPony 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 6:11

I didn't realize prison guards were so hated. My ex's uncle was a prison guard, and he was one of the most honest, hard-working, ethical men I've ever met. Is he an exception or something?

royboh 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 19:58

Yes.

Ninjaface 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 8:38

Well, if she likes it in the rear, she couldn't have found a better catch.

ladiesman14 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 11:45

a female prison hopefully ? if not i just read an articile about all of charles mansons kids he put up for adoption. do you have any stepborthers or sisters ?