Health: Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that...

By Googleit - 29/06/2011 16:44 - Canada

Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that I should Google the disorder because he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 21:01 - United States - Livermore

Today, I was laughingly informed that I'm an overachiever, by my doctor who thinks I have more health conditions than anyone my age should have. Guess who was just diagnosed with another? FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 16:01 - Australia

Today, at the age of 30, I was diagnosed with both sciatica and ADHD. I don't know whether to feel really old, or really young. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 14:01

Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML

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By DeathbyWording - 29/04/2016 17:05 - United States - Vernon

Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 03:00 - United States - South Park Township

Today, I found out that I have a heart disease. When I went to tell my family, they all said that it should kill me faster so that I can donate my organs to my cousin. FML

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By Sad - 18/01/2023 02:00

Today, as I continue to experience more revelations about how fucked up my mental and physical health really are, I'm starting to feel as though I was destined to not live very long. If I were to list every mental health issue or chronic condition I have, it would likely be enough for an entire Wikipedia article. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 08:50 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

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What is "normal" anyway?

By Plaything to the universe - 30/08/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I was told by a doctor in no uncertain terms that, with all of my mental and physical health conditions and personality disorders, there is, "absolutely no way I can possibly live a normal life, unless a miracle occurs." Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then. FML

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Sail on sailor

By Anonymous - 18/05/2021 03:30 - Australia - Elizabeth

Today, I have scurvy. I only found out because Facebook randomly showed me a 3-year-old video on why scurvy shouldn't even be a thing, and I thought I don't get much vitamin C, I should check this out. So I have late stage symptoms, and was in the process of slowly dying from what I thought was fibromyalgia. FML

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alexiiiiis09 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:24

I'd go to another doctor for a second opinion

oolama 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:23

I smell an episode of mystery diagnosis..

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dirtyrussian97 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:04

dude I'm sorry to hear that I hope you're ok but seriously get another doctor

JoeyPterodactyl 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:32

You didn't say who "he" is.

itsbritneybixchh 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:34

im watching house right now. how ironic. (sarcasm)

steelrain0811 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:08

don't worry, everything is on the Google.

rawrr61 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:12

I hope by a moron and not your doctor??

KatherineJ 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 6:07

What is that even suppose to mean? Pardon me whilst I go weep due to the stupidity of your comment.

nixibeast 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:17

how does he deserve that? come on people and trolls...

phatdaddy62 23

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:30

somebody is retarded, and I think it's you!

latinjukes 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:32

no life insurance for you

phatdaddy62 23

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:34

Oh, hey idiots. _A doctor is not mentioned in the story. MegaFail!

KatherineJ 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 6:06

That is not very kind, good sir. You should try and take pity upon some, as many are stupid.

Cram_Burglar 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:50

how does someone get a ydi for this

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