By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML
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soprecious225 0

I deliver pizza too.. people are so rude.. what part of "delivery driver" do they not get.. we can only get it out as fast as the people inside can make it...

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stormchaser24 24

what does she know? her parents might have told her to say it to get a laugh.

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ramboman19 8

why are most people voting YDI on this one?? :0 FYL

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Roxxay 6

everyone's sitting at home and waiting for the pizza to arrive, I assume.

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NightMarePuppy 0

because op was truamatized by being called an idiot. apparently this is fml worthy

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Anfarwal 10

#56 An FML doesn't have to be a traumatic event.

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gurly98 13

It's self explanatory

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Deservesit22 1

Should've added $12 to the bill Just sayin...

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calbabe96 5

I love how you come up with the random number 12... ahah

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Deservesit22 1

What # were you thinking of? And who dose not like $12?

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SassiestLemon 2

I get the feeling that somebody will comment and say that they thought of 69. Anyway, I thought of 8.

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clashatdemonhead 3

you obviously did not get the pizza there fast enough.

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kingtz 6

I think the most amazing thing about this story is that they have pizza delivery in China!

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resinnet 0

You've probably never travelled out of your country have you

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Jackmangold 0

because pizza delivery is for capitalists

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lordcaliburx 0

its her parents fault as well as your fault. the kid needs to learn to respect adults and your parents should of showed you how to live a good life instead of slinging pizza. YDI and you are stupid.

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Juliaa15 6

Please refer to the second reply on comment 7. && btw yur $t00p!d.

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Juliaa15 6

Please refer to the second reply on comment 7. && btw yur $t00p!d.

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clashatdemonhead 3

and you arent? way to spell things right.

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lordcaliburx 0

that is number 7 and his example. that does not pass to the OP just because one person is trying their hardest. quit complaining that you can not find a good job. try looking more. and if you are all about doing things you don't like then join the military. pay is great. you get 3 squares a day and all the work out you want. boo hoo. suck it up and quit sucking at life.

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Sinkhole 26

Have you ever ordered a pizza, lordcaliburx? I bet you have. If everyone thought the same way you do, there wouldn't be anyone left to deliver your pizzas, or any other type of fast food either. Just because someone works delivering pizzas, it doesn't mean that that person doesn't have a good life.

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badintentions 0

u should have told her "yea well u're the one about to eat the pizza with all my "secret ingredients" on it."

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Bobissmall 13

To a little girl. Really? I'm sure you'd probably get fired for something like that. No one likes employing pedos.

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EmoGiana 0

If I was that girl and you came late, I would grab the pizza, call you a moron, and be like GTFO.

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GoingLesbian 0

That was my though... Or she just hears it a lot from her own disrespectful parents and is only copying.

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nikki9tails 3

i like your user name going lesbian :p

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amh721 0

I hate kids. If it didn't cost you your job, I would say to drop kick her in the head.

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MCDeranged 0

Excellent choice, it's clear you are troubled... if I drop kicked your kids head for slightly foul language would you be okay with that ? I'd sue you.

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