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By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 097

You deserved it 85

By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 387

You deserved it 2 608

By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

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You deserved it 6 205

By pea - 12/09/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 407

You deserved it 3 029

By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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You deserved it 274 483

Bag of frozen peas time

By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 22:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 117

By mushroomless - 14/10/2015 05:40 - United States - Thayne

Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML

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You deserved it 1 886

By CaptainFluffyPaw - 29/06/2015 01:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a customer complained about me for getting their order wrong. This would have been fine if they hadn't sent their ten-year-old kid to order for them. FML

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You deserved it 1 872

By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 01:25 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 823

You deserved it 2 063

By Unhelpful - 07/02/2012 04:27 - United States

Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML

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You deserved it 2 465

soprecious225 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 19:50

I deliver pizza too.. people are so rude.. what part of "delivery driver" do they not get.. we can only get it out as fast as the people inside can make it...

Winter247 2

Saturday 5 March 2011 19:56

I hate little kids.

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furion89 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 13:16

why is this even an FML? a LITTLE girl calling an OLDER man an idiot is depressing? YDI since you actually posted this meaningless FML..

TheJtSwift 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 22:59

Maybe Your Crybaby Ass Needs A New Job If You Consider That "FmL" Worthy...

heathersmorin 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 23:09

They still have little girls in China?? Boy, with that mouth she may not be around much longer.

An0nym0use 0

Friday 6 May 2011 0:11

#98 That was mean, but you're right. No little girl should have a smart alecky mouth like that.

doughnutboy99 2

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:20

did you put her over you knee and gave her a spanking that'll teach the lil' bastard

RainWind 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:35

What a twat. Be nice, tip well, enjoy the pie.

spzb 3

Tuesday 8 March 2011 5:48

Good. Be faster next time.

petermill 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 22:04

I can't say I'd be happy waiting on pizza because you drive to slow !

waltz 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:54

drive faster

Tess_fml 7

Wednesday 29 June 2011 3:41

And you took it seriously from a little girl? Jeez.

jarrettd 27

Sunday 17 July 2011 17:51

demand a big tip. haha

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Same thing different taste

Nice try, Karen

Bag of frozen peas time

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