By time to buy a gun - 02/11/2015 04:22 - United States - Carolina

Today, I was upstairs with my wife when I heard my cat scream from the porch downstairs. I ran down to find her "puffed up" and growling on the floor, and a corner of the screen next to the door busted out. I still have no idea what caused it and my wife is now afraid to go to sleep. FML
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thatonetribute 31

This is how all the horror movies start!

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Potato_Lord 18

Of your story ends up like mine the next step is waking up to a raccoon painting your brand new white carpet with an assortment of food.

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kirkaygri 18

If it's like mine, it's an opossum in the cat food bag.

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countryb_cth 38

If it's like mine it's a bat in the umbrella.

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MsFit 17

If it's like mine, then it's the spawn of Satan showing up unannounc...wait, is this thread only for animals or does my mother-in-law qualify?

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heackargirl 9

I just love you for that! Oh aaand, I have one of those 2. I think the devil has quite a few daughters :))

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lmbachman 23

SQUIRREL!!!! Or another cat with whom she was fighting and that's what busted the screen. Cats don't usually act like that when it's a human.

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hatedbythefamily 1

you need to take a hunter safety course and vet your pal and if you plan on getting a handgun you need to take a restricted class

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writerchic85 25

It's scary when animals know something you don't. I remember one time when I was a kid my mom and I came home to find out cat growling and puffed up on the couch just stone still. He kept it up for several minutes. We searched the whole house to see if some animal got in or something. Nothing. I say ghosts!

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